Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Because they wanted to be smarties.

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Zzzzip)

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Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!