Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.