Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.