What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.