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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.