Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte