Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.