Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!