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Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.