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Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

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Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush