Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Which do you light first?

The match