Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.