Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.