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Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What for?

Ref: The rest of the match!