What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?

Not right meow, I have a headache.

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Good Idea Jokes More Good Idea Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah