What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

A conundrum

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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How many have 28 days?

All 12

What do you call 12 enchiladas?

A footilada!

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What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?

Not right meow, I have a headache.

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah