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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah