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What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

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How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

Zombee Jokes More Zombee Jokes

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!