Stall
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
With a witchwatch.
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
The p is silent.
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
Stable-tennis!