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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

Repost

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!