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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

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