Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

Previous Random Joke Next

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Reduce Jokes More Reduce Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.