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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof