Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

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What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.