Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

Repost

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!