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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!