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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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Why does no one trust victoria?

Because victoria has secrets.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.