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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.