Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.