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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler