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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.