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How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Woman Watch Jokes More Woman Watch Jokes

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.