How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

Woman Watch Jokes More Woman Watch Jokes

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.