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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.