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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.