What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.