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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger