What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.