What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

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What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith?

There isn't one.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.