What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!