What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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He found his pair a' dice!

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Ending them.

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In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

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That I will open the door

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A song called "My Corona"

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Pb &amp J.

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Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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You ctrl p.