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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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What's Michigan's favorite beer?

PbR

Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..