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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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A barbecue

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Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

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Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

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Inter-mitten.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.