What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan?

Inter-mitten.

What's Michigan's favorite beer?

PbR

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!