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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

What Is An Doge?

Much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

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What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!