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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Coyote Jokes More Coyote Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!