One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!
You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
A paredvark!
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!