What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

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What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!