Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.