Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.