Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What does an octopus take on a camping trip?

Tentacles!

How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.