What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed