What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles