What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.