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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

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Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!