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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.