What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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He took a day off

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He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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They quack up

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What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.