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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.