What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

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What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.