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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

Deleted

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton