Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!