Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!