Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton