Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!