How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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Whats your first wish?

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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.