How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.