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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.