How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.