How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.