How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

Got a pencil and worked it out.

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

Wrong Note Jokes More Wrong Note Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.