How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

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How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

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What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Wrong Note Jokes More Wrong Note Jokes

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.