Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."