Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.