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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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What do you call it when Batman plays hooky from church?

Christian Bale

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.