Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.