Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.