What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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A drama-dairy.

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Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!