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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

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What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.