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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

How can you tell if someone is Italian?

They'll tell you.

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.