What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

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How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!