What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

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What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!