Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!