What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See