What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish