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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See