What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.