What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.