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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.