What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Fresh Egg Jokes More Fresh Egg Jokes

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Boiling Pot Jokes More Boiling Pot Jokes

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.