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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.