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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

Boiling Pot Jokes More Boiling Pot Jokes

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.