What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

Tamagotchi

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

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What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.