What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.