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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Dwayne Johnson Jokes More Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.