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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Dwayne Johnson Jokes More Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.