Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.