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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What did Piotr get for Christmas?

Your iPod!

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.