Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.