Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.