Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress