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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.