What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

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What do you call a dog with an amputated leg?

Yard stick.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!