Coal Jokes

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.