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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress