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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.