What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.