What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What's for dinner Dad?

Is it any good?

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!