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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.