What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.