What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

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What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

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What's for dinner, mom?

Cannibal kids: "What's for dinner Mom "

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!