What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Carbon dating.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.