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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress