What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.