What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating