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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.