What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.