What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.