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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.