How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.