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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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Who's there! Bunny! Bunny who?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now!kn

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.