How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.