Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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What do you call 2 medics?

Paramedics

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!