March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Previous Random Joke Next

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.