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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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What do You Use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!