Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What's 1+1?

2

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What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!