What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*