Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

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What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

What do you call 2 medics?

Paramedics

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Transcend Jokes More Transcend Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.