Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.