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Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

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Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Transcend Jokes More Transcend Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Magnet Jokes More Magnet Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.