Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

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Rich Jokes More Rich Jokes

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

5000 Jokes More 5000 Jokes

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Id. Jokes More Id. Jokes

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.