Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

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What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!

Paramedic Jokes More Paramedic Jokes

What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

What do you call 2 medics?

Paramedics

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.