Pharmacy Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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The Contrasection.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

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What do you give the blonde that has everything?

Penicillin.

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.