Pharmacy Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Farm Animal Jokes More Farm Animal Jokes

Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

Play the piano until you find the right key.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Penicillin Jokes More Penicillin Jokes

What do you give the blonde that has everything?

Penicillin.

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother