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What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Penicillin Jokes More Penicillin Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.