What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

What do you give the blonde that has everything?

Penicillin.