Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.