Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

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What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!