Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What did the man say to the giant squid?

What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.