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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.