Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go