Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost