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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost