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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..