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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.