Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!