What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

Your bike.

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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one