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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?

I forgot.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!