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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Who's there! Alda! Alda who?

Alda time you knew who it was!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?

I forgot.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.