What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one