Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
I don't know, I am on hold.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Try picking them up!
One is a Bonaparte from the other.
Jesus, take the wheel!
He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.
It's my turn.
Someone told me but I forgot.
Oh shoot, I forgot...
He gets mourning wood.
They both like to crack open a cold one