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What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop