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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."