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Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.