Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What road do crazy people take?

The Pyscho**path**

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!