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Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!