Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)