What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.