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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.