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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.