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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop