What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger