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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.