Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.