Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"