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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Kermit Finger Jokes More Kermit Finger Jokes

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.