What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.