Because he felt like BACON!
A communion wafer
This club can't even handle me right now
The same way British people pronounce beer can.
Because it's a loaded question!
Kermit's finger
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
I'm bacon.
Kermit's fingers
For bringing home the bacon.
Take their little stones and brooms away!
The Muppets
Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)
Because he isn't real.
Bacon.
What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"
Kermit the Frog's finger...
I'm bacon!
Because he felt like bacon.
You take away its tiny brooms.
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
Bacon! Get it?
Kermit the Frog's finger.
Kermit's finger.
Bacon
A hamster!
Take away their little brooms!
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Original) A Porcupine!
Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Bacon and scrambled leggs.
Bacon would go up!
Kermits finger.
To start some bacon
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
Lettuce get together!
He was a little shellfish.
They go clubbing.
You weed out the rest
Bobby Fillet
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!
Because it messes with their hops
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
Because he was deserted by his friends
Because they always turn out in-bread.
A sandwich.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
Because it was provOLONE
Gruyere.
