Praise the Load
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
Tell him your plans.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
Because I'm autistic xD XDXD