What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.