What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

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What do you do with spoiled fish food?

Load it in the chum dumpster.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD