What did God say to Mary after impregna...

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.