What did God say to Mary after impregna...

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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.