What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Throw in a load of laundry.

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Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

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